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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Sept 10, 2022 7:23:40 GMT
When does a joke become a Dad joke? When it's apparent!
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Sept 16, 2022 9:12:10 GMT
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad? Star Warts.
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Post by machinehead on Sept 16, 2022 11:56:13 GMT
What can you do for a dog with no legs? Take him for a drag
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Post by fredhutch on Sept 16, 2022 12:35:39 GMT
My dog has no nose.
Yeah, and how does he smell?
Awful!
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Sept 22, 2022 9:14:41 GMT
Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else.
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Post by Magnus on Sept 24, 2022 2:48:24 GMT
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Sept 25, 2022 0:47:55 GMT
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Post by brennus on Sept 26, 2022 0:00:17 GMT
I have a friend who kept borrowing my tools without asking. So I told him, "Either stop taking stuff from my shed or we aren't friends anymore." He said "I'll take the ladder."
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Post by Magnus on Sept 26, 2022 0:23:10 GMT
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Sept 27, 2022 8:47:55 GMT
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Post by mr potatohead on Sept 28, 2022 5:30:57 GMT
If a grocery has a "nutritional foods" or "health foods" section, what does that say about everything else in the store?
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Funny!
Sept 29, 2022 23:38:59 GMT
Post by Magnus on Sept 29, 2022 23:38:59 GMT
Where's Hurricane Ian when you need him ?...
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Post by brennus on Oct 4, 2022 3:24:57 GMT
I finally bought a toilet brush... long story short, I'm going back to toilet paper.
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Post by Magnus on Oct 4, 2022 12:26:57 GMT
I finally bought a toilet brush... long story short, I'm going back to toilet paper. Were you initially inspired by this guy ?...
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Oct 4, 2022 18:59:22 GMT
The dog!
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