moxohol
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Post by moxohol on Apr 11, 2024 13:59:24 GMT
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Post by brennus on Apr 13, 2024 14:27:04 GMT
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moxohol
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Post by moxohol on Apr 17, 2024 16:28:03 GMT
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Apr 17, 2024 19:01:44 GMT
I've started a business building boats in my attic. Sails are going through the roof.
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Post by brennus on Apr 19, 2024 2:37:46 GMT
Not sure if this one has been posted before.
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Post by brennus on Apr 20, 2024 19:17:05 GMT
Professor Einstein has an encounter with the police.
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Post by Deuce Gunner on Apr 20, 2024 20:50:58 GMT
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Post by brennus on Apr 23, 2024 4:31:51 GMT
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Post by brennus on Apr 24, 2024 3:26:53 GMT
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Post by Deuce Gunner on Apr 24, 2024 15:08:01 GMT
If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
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Post by moxohol on Apr 28, 2024 18:10:13 GMT
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Funny!
Apr 28, 2024 18:25:31 GMT
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Post by moxohol on Apr 28, 2024 18:25:31 GMT
A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.
The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help. A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, 'I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?
'No,' the woman replied. 'Divorce attorney'
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Apr 28, 2024 19:26:47 GMT
If I got 50 cents for every failed math exam, I’d have $6.30 now.
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Apr 29, 2024 9:50:45 GMT
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Post by moxohol on Apr 29, 2024 9:50:45 GMT
Maybe in Kabuki theatre.....
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Apr 29, 2024 9:58:12 GMT
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Post by moxohol on Apr 29, 2024 9:58:12 GMT
A virile, late-aged gentleman with an irish brogue named billfish was relaxing at his favorite bar when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman. Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his flat and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless. After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, ye finish?" She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No." Surprised, billfish reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex finally ends and, again, billfish smiles and asks, "Ye finish?" Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him and softly says, "No." Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, billfish reaches for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets. Exhausted, billfish falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and asked again, "Ye finish NOW luv?" Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond whispers in his ear, "No, I'm Norwegian.
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