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Post by Deuce Gunner on Aug 27, 2023 15:19:23 GMT
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Post by trog on Aug 28, 2023 21:59:59 GMT
First there were the Princes from Nigeria who needed a bit of money to access their fortune which they will be willing to share with you.
Now there are ex-Presidents of the United States who need a bit of money to access trillion dollar economies which they will be willing to share with you.
Will we ever learn?
(thanks to sicki)
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Post by brennus on Sept 2, 2023 4:23:03 GMT
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Post by trog on Sept 7, 2023 15:15:50 GMT
Really sad to hear about Little Miss Muffet spiralling into a life of prostitution & heroid addiction Poor girl really lost her whey
(thanks to sicki)
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Post by Deuce Gunner on Sept 8, 2023 17:53:57 GMT
I'm sure Magz would like her.
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Post by Magnus on Sept 8, 2023 22:27:37 GMT
I'm sure Magz would like her. We have the same style in clothes but she's nowhere near as slutty looking as I like 'em to be !
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Post by billfish on Sept 9, 2023 13:42:48 GMT
I'm sure Magz would like her. We have the same style in clothes but she's nowhere near as slutty looking as I like 'em to be !
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Post by Deuce Gunner on Sept 9, 2023 23:21:26 GMT
C'mon, you know what's gonna happen.
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Post by mr potatohead on Sept 10, 2023 0:22:43 GMT
Meh. Three Stooges did that first.
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Sept 10, 2023 3:56:46 GMT
Nyuk nyuk nyuk, m8s
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Post by Magnus on Sept 11, 2023 17:04:29 GMT
When a group of tourists visited a crocodile farm, the owner of the place launched a bold proposal, "Whoever dares to jump, swim to the shore, and survive, I'll give you $1,000,000"... No one dared to move. Suddenly, a man jumped into the water, and desperately swam...and then made it to the shore while being chased by all the crocodiles. The owner announced, "We have a brave winner!!" After the man collected his reward, he and his wife returned to the hotel. Upon arrival, the manager told him that he had been very brave to jump. To which the man replied, "I didn't jump, someone pushed me!" ***His wife smiled.....
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Post by Magnus on Sept 14, 2023 7:09:10 GMT
What do you call a rooster staring at a pile of lettuce ?
A chicken sees a salad…
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Post by hhenthusiast on Sept 18, 2023 23:47:28 GMT
Where do bad rainbows go?
Prism...it's a light sentence, gives them time to reflect.
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Post by hhenthusiast on Sept 18, 2023 23:48:24 GMT
Customer: Will my pizza be long?
Cashier: No, it will be round.
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Post by trog on Sept 22, 2023 9:59:08 GMT
Just tried to change my password to beef stew Computer said it wasn't stroganoff (seen on sicki)
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