moxohol
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Post by moxohol on May 18, 2023 17:44:22 GMT
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on May 27, 2023 21:06:55 GMT
Did you hear the one about the pecan, the walnut, and the cashew?
It was nut funny.
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moxohol
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Post by moxohol on May 29, 2023 18:39:11 GMT
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moxohol
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Funny!
May 30, 2023 6:27:07 GMT
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Post by moxohol on May 30, 2023 6:27:07 GMT
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Funny!
May 30, 2023 6:51:19 GMT
Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on May 30, 2023 6:51:19 GMT
GASP!
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Jun 4, 2023 3:43:32 GMT
It’s pride month. Let’s chill out. Gay jokes aren’t funny. Cum on guys
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Post by hhenthusiast on Jun 7, 2023 23:11:40 GMT
What has more lives than a cat? Frogs because they croak everyday!
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Jun 8, 2023 5:43:00 GMT
What do you get if you cross a frog with some mist? Kermit the Fog.
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moxohol
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Funny!
Jun 12, 2023 17:37:52 GMT
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Post by moxohol on Jun 12, 2023 17:37:52 GMT
Dedicated to billfish as he’s the senior forum member that’s required to drink prune juice have an annual a colonoscopy. Ref: vm.tiktok.com/ZM2k9KNEL/
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brothersteve
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He ain't heavy, he's my brother
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Post by brothersteve on Jun 23, 2023 16:40:39 GMT
This is probably somewhere else on this forum, but I came across it again in one of my files when I needed a laugh earlier today.....the greatest workout in the world....enjoy!
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Post by Magnus on Jun 23, 2023 19:36:17 GMT
My wife said I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti, you should've seen the look on her face when I drove pasta...
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Post by machinehead on Jun 24, 2023 18:35:38 GMT
Next week is diarrhea awareness month... runs until Friday.
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Jun 25, 2023 19:28:29 GMT
As a scarecrow, people say I’m outstanding in my field. But hay – it’s in my jeans.
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Dave Reslo
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Not quite severely obese
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Post by Dave Reslo on Jun 25, 2023 23:46:23 GMT
I've been given some French water and a sheep by my Spanish friend. Thanks - I really eau ewe, Juan.
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Post by Magnus on Jun 27, 2023 23:29:10 GMT
A balding, white haired man from Sherman Oaks in California , walked into a jewelery store in a local mall this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.' At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000' the jeweler said. The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.' The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, 'by check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick up the ring Monday afternoon.' On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said 'There was only $25 in your account.' 'I know, said the old man, 'But let me tell you about MY GREAT WEEKEND!' .
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