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Post by machinehead on Mar 24, 2023 11:22:41 GMT
I ate a kid's meal at McDonald's today... his mom got really angry.
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Post by Magnus on Mar 25, 2023 3:33:34 GMT
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moxohol
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Post by moxohol on Mar 28, 2023 14:17:33 GMT
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Post by trog on Mar 31, 2023 11:39:35 GMT
Before mobile phones, what did people look at while they were driving?
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Post by machinehead on Apr 1, 2023 16:45:50 GMT
Disney's next movie is going to be about transsexuals -- they're calling it "Maybe Dick".
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Apr 2, 2023 1:57:18 GMT
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Post by Magnus on Apr 2, 2023 16:05:35 GMT
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Post by Magnus on Apr 2, 2023 16:06:39 GMT
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Post by moxohol on Apr 5, 2023 16:04:27 GMT
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Post by Deuce Gunner on Apr 5, 2023 23:59:21 GMT
An Australian Army Recruit sends home a letter...
Dear Ma & Pa,
I am well. Hope youse are too. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better than workin’ on the farm - tell them to get in quick smart before the jobs are all gone! I wuz a bit slow in settling down at first, because ya don’t hafta get outta bed until 6 am. But I like sleeping in now, cuz all ya gotta do before brekky is make ya bed and shine ya boots and clean ya uniform. No cows to milk, no calves to feed, no feed to stack - nothin’!! Ya haz gotta shower though, but its not so bad, coz there’s lotsa hot water and even a light to see what ya doing!
At brekky ya get cereal, fruit and eggs but there’s no kangaroo steaks or possum stew like wot Mum makes. You don’t get fed again until noon and by that time all the city boys are dead because we’ve been on a ’route march’ - geez its only just like walking to the windmill in the back paddock!!
This one will kill me brothers Doug and Phil with laughter. I keep getting medals for shootin’ - dunno why. The bullseye is as big as a possum’s bum and it don’t move and it’s not firing back at ya like the Johnsons did when our big scrubber bull got into their prize cows before the Ekka last year! All ya gotta do is make yourself comfortable and hit the target! You don’t even load your own cartridges, they comes in lil' boxes, and ya don’t have to steady yourself against the rollbar of the roo shooting truck when you reload!
Sometimes ya gotta wrestle with the city boys and I gotta be real careful coz they break easy - it’s not like fighting with Doug and Phil and Jack and Boori and Steve and Muzza all at once like we do at home after the muster.
Turns out I’m not a bad boxer either and it looks like I’m the best the platoon’s got, and I’ve only been beaten by this one bloke from the Engineers - he’s 6 foot 5 and 15 stone and three pick handles across the shoulders and as ya know I’m only 5 foot 7 and eight stone wringin’ wet, but I fought him till the other blokes carried me off to the boozer.
I can’t complain about the Army - tell the boys to get in quick before word gets around how good it is.
Your loving daughter,
Patricia
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Post by moxohol on Apr 8, 2023 11:46:42 GMT
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Funny!
Apr 10, 2023 20:29:30 GMT
Post by brothersteve on Apr 10, 2023 20:29:30 GMT
I never used the stuff, but can envision a guy using it after a bullworker session about 40 years ago before he was about to strut his stuff downtown.
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Apr 11, 2023 7:04:33 GMT
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Post by machinehead on Apr 11, 2023 11:32:37 GMT
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Apr 14, 2023 6:01:11 GMT
At the gym
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