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Mar 13, 2023 11:02:32 GMT
Post by Alan OldStudent on Mar 13, 2023 11:02:32 GMT
Thanks Deuce Gunner,
I never saw a video of Bruv before. I thought he was shorter than that, though, and not so pretty.
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Post by Alan OldStudent on Mar 13, 2023 11:14:08 GMT
This Arab guy finds a bra he likes and asks for the price. Jewish guy being the businessman that he is says "This is a great bra it's really starting to get popular. I can sell you each for 50 bucks." The Arab guy nods and says, "sure I'll buy 100." The next Sunday the Arab guy comes back to bra shop and looks around and finds another bra he likes. The Jewish guy smiles and thinks he's gonna try to mark up the price. He goes up the Arab guy and says "Thats a great lace bra. It's imported from Italy its very popular and worn by a bunch of celebrities. They go for 60$ per bra" The Arab guy nods and says, "sure Ill buy 150 of them." The Sunday after that the Arab guy comes back to the bra shop and finds another bra. The Jewish guy gets excited and thinks 'I'm gonna get him this time' and says " This is our brand-new silk bra imported from France. Only the finest materials used and its extremely comfortable. I can sell you these for 80$ each" The Arab guy nods and says, "I'll take 200 of them" They go to the counter and the Jewish guy get curious so he asks, "If i may ask you a question, What are you doing with all these bras?" the Arab guy smiles and says "I cut them in half and sell them as Yarmelkes for 200 a piece!" Ha! I've got five or six yarmulkes, and I've never paid more than about $5 or $10 for them. The one I usually wear is handknit and I paid about $10 for it.
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Mar 13, 2023 19:28:24 GMT
Thanks Deuce Gunner,
I never saw a video of Bruv before. I thought he was shorter than that, though, and not so pretty. They are Aussies! Quite typical Aussies as well.
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Post by Deuce Gunner on Mar 13, 2023 20:43:37 GMT
This Arab guy finds a bra he likes and asks for the price. Jewish guy being the businessman that he is says "This is a great bra it's really starting to get popular. I can sell you each for 50 bucks." The Arab guy nods and says, "sure I'll buy 100." The next Sunday the Arab guy comes back to bra shop and looks around and finds another bra he likes. The Jewish guy smiles and thinks he's gonna try to mark up the price. He goes up the Arab guy and says "Thats a great lace bra. It's imported from Italy its very popular and worn by a bunch of celebrities. They go for 60$ per bra" The Arab guy nods and says, "sure Ill buy 150 of them." The Sunday after that the Arab guy comes back to the bra shop and finds another bra. The Jewish guy gets excited and thinks 'I'm gonna get him this time' and says " This is our brand-new silk bra imported from France. Only the finest materials used and its extremely comfortable. I can sell you these for 80$ each" The Arab guy nods and says, "I'll take 200 of them" They go to the counter and the Jewish guy get curious so he asks, "If i may ask you a question, What are you doing with all these bras?" the Arab guy smiles and says "I cut them in half and sell them as Yarmelkes for 200 a piece!" Ha! I've got five or six yarmulkes, and I've never paid more than about $5 or $10 for them. The one I usually wear is handknit and I paid about $10 for it. Oh, what a setup for a comment about stereotypes but I'll show some control.
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Post by Alan OldStudent on Mar 14, 2023 5:11:48 GMT
Ha! I've got five or six yarmulkes, and I've never paid more than about $5 or $10 for them. The one I usually wear is handknit and I paid about $10 for it. Oh, what a setup for a comment about stereotypes but I'll show some control. Well, it's about time!
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Post by Magnus on Mar 14, 2023 23:00:00 GMT
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Post by Alan OldStudent on Mar 15, 2023 6:48:59 GMT
Thanks Deuce Gunner,
I never saw a video of Bruv before. I thought he was shorter than that, though, and not so pretty. They are Aussies! Quite typical Aussies as well. And here's me thinking that all Aussies are English Texans!
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Mar 17, 2023 23:46:17 GMT
My wife just found out that I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the roof!
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