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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Jan 20, 2023 22:07:29 GMT
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Jan 21, 2023 6:40:25 GMT
The problem with kleptomaniacs is that they always take things literally.
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Jan 22, 2023 8:36:25 GMT
So many people these days are too judgemental. I can tell just by looking at them.
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Dave Reslo
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Not quite severely obese
Posts: 1,560
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Post by Dave Reslo on Jan 22, 2023 10:12:07 GMT
A chef friend has come up with a new dish involving venison and luminous fish. Not sure if it will catch on but his hart's in the bright plaice.
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Post by Magnus on Jan 23, 2023 5:57:53 GMT
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Jan 25, 2023 7:46:03 GMT
What does a Greek machine need to work? Greece
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trog
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Wild Thing
Trog
Posts: 682
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Post by trog on Jan 27, 2023 13:51:54 GMT
"Here’s looking at Euclid" - Humphrey Bogart’s guide to geometry
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Jan 31, 2023 7:01:22 GMT
I just got back from a once in a lifetime holiday.
Never again.
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Post by hhenthusiast on Feb 1, 2023 0:45:33 GMT
How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it.
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Post by hhenthusiast on Feb 1, 2023 0:46:09 GMT
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire!
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Post by Magnus on Feb 1, 2023 5:43:19 GMT
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Post by hhenthusiast on Feb 2, 2023 0:08:07 GMT
Student: "Can I go to the bathroom?" Teacher: "It's 'may.'" Student: "No, it's February."
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Post by hhenthusiast on Feb 2, 2023 0:08:56 GMT
Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery?
Because it didn't habanero.
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moxohol
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Biohacker
Quod tu es, ego fui. Quod ego sum, tu eris.
Posts: 3,386
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Post by moxohol on Feb 3, 2023 11:02:57 GMT
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brothersteve
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He ain't heavy, he's my brother
Posts: 2,400
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Post by brothersteve on Feb 4, 2023 18:17:02 GMT
I remember seeing the Brian Butterfield diet skit on this forum way back when and watch it every now and then for a laugh.
Just saw this one today.
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