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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Dec 23, 2022 22:41:51 GMT
Standing near the chimney, I thought I heard Santa coughing. I think he’s coming down with something.
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Post by billfish on Dec 23, 2022 22:47:26 GMT
Standing near the chimney, I thought I heard Santa coughing. I think he’s coming down with something. If only he used our methods....
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Post by hhenthusiast on Dec 24, 2022 2:39:42 GMT
What to you call a werewolf who doesn't realize he is a werewolf?
An unawerewolf!
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Dec 27, 2022 21:43:51 GMT
It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Jan 1, 2023 5:17:39 GMT
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Jan 1, 2023 18:51:26 GMT
This is the kind of show a lot of Brits are enjoying over the holidays, m8s.
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Post by trog on Jan 1, 2023 23:36:15 GMT
This is the kind of show a lot of Brits are enjoying over the holidays, m8s. One of the TV stations here in Blighty has shown every Carry On over the last couple of days, while another the Carry On Christmas specials, which I had never seen. The same station showed the very dire Confessions Of series.
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Post by trog on Jan 2, 2023 11:51:10 GMT
Why do computers keep asking humans to prove they are not a robot?
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Jan 3, 2023 8:11:11 GMT
Was offered a radio with a broken volume control for $5. I couldn’t turn it down.
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Jan 3, 2023 8:42:40 GMT
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Jan 8, 2023 4:38:17 GMT
What do you do with a sick boat? Take it to the dock.
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Post by hhenthusiast on Jan 11, 2023 0:32:52 GMT
Why after a poor harvest did the farmer decide to try his hand at music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets!
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Post by trog on Jan 11, 2023 12:09:14 GMT
Why do we call it Emotional Baggage and not Griefcase?
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Jan 14, 2023 1:27:31 GMT
English white guy does a hilarious freestyle rap to American audience.
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Jan 14, 2023 21:51:28 GMT
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