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Post by mr potatohead on Feb 4, 2023 18:53:35 GMT
One of my favorite Monty Python skits:
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moxohol
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Post by moxohol on Feb 6, 2023 16:12:41 GMT
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Post by Deuce Gunner on Feb 7, 2023 21:45:49 GMT
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Post by brothersteve on Feb 8, 2023 21:26:02 GMT
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Post by trog on Feb 10, 2023 9:52:00 GMT
Why are there pop tarts but not mom tarts? Because of the pastryarchy.
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Post by hhenthusiast on Feb 10, 2023 23:37:38 GMT
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up.
I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
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Post by hhenthusiast on Feb 10, 2023 23:38:22 GMT
If two vegans get in a fight, is it still considered a beef?
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Post by hhenthusiast on Feb 10, 2023 23:39:03 GMT
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. "That's my stepladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Feb 11, 2023 21:34:02 GMT
My mate gets lairy every time he drinks fermented apples. The doctors told him it's ciderfects.
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Feb 15, 2023 6:12:13 GMT
What do you call a shoe with no grip? A slipper.
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Feb 16, 2023 0:29:55 GMT
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Post by Magnus on Feb 16, 2023 1:00:26 GMT
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Post by mr potatohead on Feb 16, 2023 16:28:52 GMT
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Feb 17, 2023 20:55:17 GMT
Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing.
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Post by hhenthusiast on Feb 17, 2023 23:44:41 GMT
A Vicks VapoRub truck overturned on the highway this morning. Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours!
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