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Post by hhenthusiast on Nov 28, 2022 23:51:37 GMT
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion!
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Post by hhenthusiast on Nov 28, 2022 23:56:46 GMT
I went to the furniture store to buy a new couch. The salesman assured me that couch I was looking at would hold 5 people without a problem.
Then it occurred to me, I don't know 5 people without problems.
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Nov 29, 2022 8:18:45 GMT
Why did the fish cross the road?
Do get to the carp park.
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Post by hhenthusiast on Nov 30, 2022 23:36:37 GMT
Dear Santa,
All I want is a fat bank account and a skinny body.
Please don't mix it up again like you did last year!
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Post by hhenthusiast on Nov 30, 2022 23:40:00 GMT
I'm giving up drinking until Christmas.
Oops, bad punctuation.
I'm giving up. Drinking until Christmas.
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Funny!
Dec 1, 2022 2:22:09 GMT
Post by mr potatohead on Dec 1, 2022 2:22:09 GMT
Why did the fish cross the road? Do get to the carp park. "Do"? I don't get it, but, OK, I'll go to the carp park, m8.
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Dec 1, 2022 5:07:09 GMT
To, m8!
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Post by Magnus on Dec 2, 2022 4:40:30 GMT
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Dec 4, 2022 5:18:48 GMT
I've decided I want a pet termite. I'm going to call him Clint. Clint Eatswood.
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Dec 7, 2022 8:58:26 GMT
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He ain't heavy, he's my brother
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Post by brothersteve on Dec 8, 2022 21:17:34 GMT
I got a kick out of this....hope u all do 2
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Funny!
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Post by Magnus on Dec 8, 2022 23:05:48 GMT
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