trog
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Trog
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Post by trog on Mar 16, 2022 9:30:11 GMT
I, for one, like Roman Numerals A Centurian goes into a bar, holds up two fingers and says "Five beers please".
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Apr 2, 2022 6:55:15 GMT
My wife asked me if I thought we needed new garden furniture. I’m sitting on the fence.
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Apr 3, 2022 9:05:42 GMT
I was going to go ice skating without the skates but I got cold feet.
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Post by Magnus on Apr 3, 2022 12:21:12 GMT
Who is bigger, Mrs. Bigger or Mrs. Bigger's baby ?...
* Mrs. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.
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Post by mrdave100 on Apr 3, 2022 17:26:21 GMT
I gave blood for the first time yesterday, never again! All the questions! Whose blood is it? Where did you get it? Why is it in a bucket?
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Apr 4, 2022 20:07:15 GMT
The first time I sang in the church choir, 200 people changed their religion.
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Apr 9, 2022 21:54:46 GMT
I invented a cold air balloon, but it didn’t really take off.
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Post by Magnus on Apr 9, 2022 22:15:36 GMT
I invented a cold air balloon, but it didn’t really take off. Funny you should mention that, did you hear the cost of balloons are going up? That’s what inflation does...
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Post by Deuce Gunner on Apr 9, 2022 22:26:16 GMT
Why do Dads carry two sets of socks to the golf course? In case they get a hole in one.
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Post by Magnus on Apr 9, 2022 22:52:37 GMT
Why do Dads carry two sets of socks to the golf course? In case they get a hole in one. I went golfing once and only hit two good balls the entire game..... it was when I accidentally stepped on a rake
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Apr 12, 2022 10:07:22 GMT
An amnesiac walks into a bar. He goes up to a beautiful young woman and says, “So, do I come here often?”
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Post by Deuce Gunner on Apr 25, 2022 8:18:08 GMT
Irony-The opposite of wrinkly.
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Post by Magnus on Apr 25, 2022 18:37:03 GMT
Wife on the phone with husband at work:
"I just got out of the shower and while I was in there I shaved my pussy...You know what that means when you get home, right?"...
Husband to wife:
"Yeah, I have to unclog the fucking shower drain again"...
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Funny!
Apr 25, 2022 19:06:56 GMT
Post by billfish on Apr 25, 2022 19:06:56 GMT
Wife on the phone with husband at work: "I just got out of the shower and while I was in there I shaved my pussy...You know what that means when you get home, right?"... Husband to wife:"Yeah, I have to unclog the fucking shower drain again"...
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Post by Deuce Gunner on Apr 25, 2022 20:42:46 GMT
You think you can hurt my feelings? I used to hold the flashlight for my Dad.
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