moxohol
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Post by moxohol on Dec 11, 2023 18:03:11 GMT
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Dec 13, 2023 7:52:07 GMT
The man who invented knock-knock jokes should get a no bell prize.
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Dec 15, 2023 9:56:20 GMT
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Post by Magnus on Dec 16, 2023 17:45:19 GMT
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Dec 16, 2023 19:28:56 GMT
He said
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Post by Alan OldStudent on Dec 17, 2023 6:40:18 GMT
'E went into the chip shop and said, "Give us 60 pieces of the fucking chips." The fish fryer said, "You ain't getting nothing, you bastard." "You don't order chips like that," he says. "Come 'round here, I'll show you how to order chips." "Now then, may I have 60 pieces of chips please." He said, "Get fucked, you wouldn't serve me."
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Dec 17, 2023 9:11:05 GMT
'E went into the chip shop and said, "Give us 60 pieces of the fucking chips." The fish fryer said, "You ain't getting nothing, you bastard." "You don't order chips like that," he says. "Come 'round here, I'll show you how to order chips." "Now then, may I have 60 pieces of chips please." He said, "Get fucked, you wouldn't serve me." He said "Give us 60 p's worth of fucking chips". A"P" is short for pence so 60 pence worth of chips, Alan m8
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Post by Alan OldStudent on Dec 18, 2023 6:53:56 GMT
'E went into the chip shop and said, "Give us 60 pieces of the fucking chips." The fish fryer said, "You ain't getting nothing, you bastard." "You don't order chips like that," he says. "Come 'round here, I'll show you how to order chips." "Now then, may I have 60 pieces of chips please." He said, "Get fucked, you wouldn't serve me." He said "Give us 60 p's worth of fucking chips". A"P" is short for pence so 60 pence worth of chips, Alan m8 I stand corrected. P's it is.
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Dec 18, 2023 8:57:45 GMT
As the man said wearing his new orthopedic shoes, Alan m8
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Dec 18, 2023 9:09:58 GMT
I didn’t think orthopedic shoes would help, but I stand corrected.
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Post by Alan OldStudent on Dec 19, 2023 9:08:25 GMT
I didn’t think orthopedic shoes would help, but I stand corrected. Helps if your toes are infected with ptomaine poisoning. Also helps if you have sore knees from pneumonia, M8!
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Post by moxohol on Dec 22, 2023 15:43:31 GMT
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Dec 23, 2023 1:37:08 GMT
Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers
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Post by moxohol on Dec 30, 2023 20:44:49 GMT
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Post by moxohol on Jan 3, 2024 12:53:39 GMT
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