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Post by stormshadow on Jan 9, 2024 17:01:28 GMT
Three guys were talking at this park and I overheard some of their conversation. Two guys were extolling the virtues of oatmeal. How healthy it was, filling and tasty. The third guy said he did not like it since it constipated him.
One of the guys says I call bullshit on that. It makes me shit stuff out that I ate as a child. I laughed and he winked at me
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Jan 9, 2024 18:58:12 GMT
Oats are for beasts of burden.
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Post by trog on Jan 9, 2024 22:35:26 GMT
Oats. A grain, which in England is generally given to horses, but in Scotland supports the people. - Samuel Johnson
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Post by Michael on Jan 9, 2024 23:06:21 GMT
I think I'm a beasts of burden.
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Post by Deuce Gunner on Jan 10, 2024 8:19:49 GMT
Charlie Bronson claims he made gains from his prison "porridge".
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Post by fredhutch on Jan 10, 2024 14:14:08 GMT
Peter Ragnar said the way oatmeal sticks in a bowl is just like how it sticks in your body...
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Post by colossal poops on Jan 10, 2024 22:57:41 GMT
After a month or so of eating porridge with walnuts and blueberries, my blood pressure came down, so I continue to consume the bland food of the beasts.
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