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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2022 16:30:31 GMT
She didn’t like the rib cage / the coat-hanger hips The razor-sharp shoulder blades / always give her jip She’s reading Edward De Bono under the palms He sprays Odorono under his arms I was to say the least alarmed When the bronze adonis got her…
I lay beneath the parasol / watched him with the chicks Horsing around with his aerosol / they whispered about his odd trick “Send no cash… fear no man / you can be a love leviathan” She’s a fan of the man with a tan from a can The bronze adonis got her
Mr and Mrs Universe / the folks who live in the gym Each night she sleeps in a room marked her / he sleeps in a room marked him Muscle bound for stardom / the apollo of your eye Can’t seem to get a hard on / oh Christ i wonder why The bronze adonis got her
They honeymoon on muscle beach to cries of “beat it mac” He plucks some puny pansy’s peach / how do you like that The bronze adonis got her
There stands the body gorgeous / men worship girls admire He bravely bears the scourges and the squelch of squashed desire What a physical jerk / no time for sex Where’s me bleedin’ bullworker, baby oil and leopard kecks Oh yeah / the bronze adonis got her
Hubba hubba yum yum wow / what a hunk of beef Who made you the sacred cow / who hangs around his briefs In the corner sauna / with his mates Wanking away unwanted weight That’s his idea of a heavy date The bronze adonis got her
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2022 16:32:03 GMT
Health Fanatic
Around the block – against the clock Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock Running out of breath – running out of socks Rubber on the road… flippety flop Non-skid agility… chop chop No time to hang about Work out health fanatic… work out!
The crack of dawn he’s lifting weights His tell-tale heart reverberates He’s high in polyunsaturates… Low in polysaturates… The Duke of Edinburgh’s award awaits It’s a man’s life He’s a health fanatic… so was his wife
A one-man war against decay Enjoys himself the hard way Allows himself a mars a day How old am I – what do I weigh Punch me there… does it hurt… no way Running on the spot don’t get too hot He’s a health fanatic, that’s why not
Running through the traffic jam – taking in the lead Hyperactivity keeps him out of bed Deep down he’d like to kick it in the head They’ll regret it when they’re dead There’s more to life than fun He’s a health fanatic – he’s got to run
Beans greens and tangerines And low cholestrol margarines His limbs are loose, his teeth are clean He’s a high-octane fresh-air fiend You’ve got to admit he’s keen What can you do but be impressed He’s a health fanatic… give it a rest
Shadow boxing – punch the wall One-a-side football… what’s the score… one-all Could have been a copper… too small Could have been a jockey… too tall Knees up, knees up… head the ball Nervous energy makes him tick He’s a health fanatic… he makes you sick
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Post by Fannie Packer on Dec 26, 2022 17:43:55 GMT
Here I sit broken hearted, tried to shit, but only farted.
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Post by Rump Ranger Roy on Dec 26, 2022 17:44:42 GMT
Here I sit in lonely vapor the guy before me left no paper
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Dec 26, 2022 20:31:53 GMT
It's bad form to not included the poet's name, H m8.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2022 20:46:23 GMT
Oh! John Cooper Clarke from Salford, he was in my first year class in art college. I've gone on stage a couple of times reading his stuff.
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