Michael
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He cuts down trees. He wears high heels, suspendies, and a bra?!
Winner of Twatformetrics Spartan Challenge
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Post by Michael on Jan 14, 2022 15:54:53 GMT
It's pretty much a form of jumping jacks but with a squat and jump?
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Jan 14, 2022 17:55:40 GMT
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stuke
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Post by stuke on Jan 14, 2022 18:02:23 GMT
Congratulations to eudaimonia Now back to the real world....where no one knows.... or cares what a "fitness stud" is Fitness Stud: A boring individual who always has his video collection ready to show to the real people Among the few knuckleheads I know of having a numbskull pea brain who actually clicks and likes his own posts. Carlson does that too, mind you he really is a knucklehead.
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Post by billfish on Jan 14, 2022 18:09:13 GMT
Among the few knuckleheads I know of having a numbskull pea brain who actually clicks and likes his own posts. Carlson does that too, mind you he really is a knucklehead. That he is....but a loveable knucklehead
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Post by billfish on Jan 14, 2022 18:12:15 GMT
Hey Billstench, or is it Billstiff, you learned some new words, good for you. Now work on your arithmetic, repeat after me: one plus one is two. I'm going to help you load your pea brain with new stuff. Even though you're an elderly drunk man, you can learn new stuff with practice. Go Billstench GO!
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Post by billfish on Jan 14, 2022 18:21:10 GMT
Billstench, or is it Billstiff, it takes a nasty asshole to know one. Why don't you go drink your cheap red wine diluted with tap water to make it last longer because that's all you can afford. No worries that it's early; your drinking to get nasty drunk has a 24-hour clock; it fuels your negative posts here. It's not your fault you can't handle your liquor, it's genetic. Why don't you once in a while in your drunk rage post something instructive or inspiring fitness-wise. Tell the newbies here about how you fell out of a tree trying to be a wannabe-gymnast, landing on the pinhead wherein resides your little pea brain. It's how you got your first flat top haircut. Problem is that pea brain got squished and it affected your speech and you've been speaking elderly jibberish ever since, mad at the world, barking at the moon while looking in your own mirror adoring your pockmark face with a bright red nose, like a little Tip O'Neill; mad at the world about your elderly ugliness. Don't take it out on us, it's not our fault that you're angry, small-brained, speech impaired and stinky. Change your soiled elderly man diaper and you'll feel better. Take a hot shower even though it's only been four days, you'll feel better. Despite this, we love you for who you are Billstench, or is it Billstiff. Enjoy your miserable day. You spent the first 30 minutes of your day hating yourself, now it's time for you to hate the rest of the world. Oh deary dear......someone is going to have a lot to tell the priest in confession this Saturday
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Post by billfish on Jan 14, 2022 18:23:28 GMT
I like Parker...he got his chops broken as "The Gingerbread Man" and "A little bit here and a little bit there"....but he took it well
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Post by billfish on Jan 14, 2022 18:25:34 GMT
It's pretty much a form of jumping jacks but with a squat and jump?
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Jan 14, 2022 18:56:54 GMT
We used to do those at school. They were fucking hard.
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Dave Reslo
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Not quite severely obese
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Post by Dave Reslo on Jan 14, 2022 18:57:24 GMT
I always felt something very tight in my groin whenever I did starjumps so even though it looks completely harmless I avoid them.
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carlson
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Jabroni
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Post by carlson on Jan 14, 2022 19:50:16 GMT
These last few weeks have been a bit of an eye opener for old carlson, I can tell ya (well, the good eye anyway - the left got smashed by an ice and gravel ball launched by a twisted old sow 25 years back). Anyways, I am of course referring to the bitch mouthed burpee-ing bruiser, the star jumping jabroni king himself, lord piemongo. I have seen an acid tongued, mean and callous side to him I was not aware of, an I gotta say... I love it! Piernana, we should team up - with my looks, brains and brawn, and your... erm hanging from a pull up bar... we would be unstoppable old matey! What say you, sports fan, you up for it?
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Post by billfish on Jan 14, 2022 20:13:52 GMT
These last few weeks have been a bit of an eye opener for old carlson, I can tell ya (well, the good eye anyway - the left got smashed by an ice and gravel ball launched by a twisted old sow 25 years back). Anyways, I am of course referring to the bitch mouthed burpee-ing bruiser, the star jumping jabroni king himself, lord piemongo. I have seen an acid tongued, mean and callous side to him I was not aware of, an I gotta say... I love it! Piernana, we should team up - with my looks, brains and brawn, and your... erm hanging from a pull up bar... we would be unstoppable old matey! What say you, sports fan, you up for it?
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Post by billfish on Jan 14, 2022 20:30:39 GMT
These last few weeks have been a bit of an eye opener for old carlson, I can tell ya (well, the good eye anyway - the left got smashed by an ice and gravel ball launched by a twisted old sow 25 years back). Anyways, I am of course referring to the bitch mouthed burpee-ing bruiser, the star jumping jabroni king himself, lord piemongo. I have seen an acid tongued, mean and callous side to him I was not aware of, an I gotta say... I love it! Piernana, we should team up - with my looks, brains and brawn, and your... erm hanging from a pull up bar... we would be unstoppable old matey! What say you, sports fan, you up for it? He's busy making room for me carlson old swab.....I'll be living it up in his head this weekend To celebrate the occasion I've decided to upgrade my choice of wine from Ripple to Thunderbird Go for the gold !
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