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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Sept 22, 2021 0:03:16 GMT
I know that on May 17, 1973 you were 24 and found a dollar in your junk drawer.
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Sept 22, 2021 0:07:13 GMT
my favorite color is orange. WTF?
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Post by mr potatohead on Sept 22, 2021 0:10:26 GMT
I know that on May 17, 1973 you were 24 and found a dollar in your junk drawer. Yup, me too.
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Post by mr potatohead on Sept 22, 2021 0:11:27 GMT
... Nobody logs on here slathering with anticipation for my latest expose of my personal trials and tribulations. ..... Well, but ...... I like your travelog pix!
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macky
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Post by macky on Sept 22, 2021 0:15:58 GMT
Of course, I like the chimp walk since it motivated me to try it ..... well, not really, it was Bruv's post of his wife laughing at him that motivated me to try it. I love the Benny chimp walk vid. It always cracks me up. Mrs BigBruvOfEnglandUK thought it was hilarious when I copied it but one of the cats nearly shit herself and went and hid under a bed until she felt it was safe to come out. I thought she did that every time she sees you, M8t ?
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Post by macky on Sept 22, 2021 0:21:49 GMT
Know enough that you're a man of your word and know where to draw the line. I respect you and I believe you're a good man. I wish Bruv thought so, too. The point is, members here, past and present, know very little about me because NOBODY GIVES A FUCK! Nobody logs on here slathering with anticipation for my latest expose of my personal trials and tribulations. People here are are experienced, dedicated, and knowledgeable fitness enthusiasts who share information about workouts, different exercise protocols, what works, what doesn't work, etc., and couldn't care less that my favorite color is orange. Oh yes we do ! The accumulated knowledge about Bruce Tackett has grown over a long time, all added little bits combining to reveal a good-hearted guy with 25" guns sitting in a rocker on his font porch constructing protocols for Geriatric KSHD, and taking occasional photos of roadworks.
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Sept 22, 2021 0:22:35 GMT
Maybe mrdave will deal with these? Good luck with that, Benny m8. (rofl)
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2021 0:25:52 GMT
Maybe mrdave will deal with these? Good luck with that, Benny m8. (rofl) View AttachmentGave it a shot. If it doesn't work that's fine. No harm in trying.
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Post by Magnus on Sept 22, 2021 3:02:21 GMT
On May 17, 1973 I was 24 and I found a dollar in my junk drawer. Coincidence ?...You Decide ! Right around that same date in history, I was 9 and accidentally caught my "junk" when closing a dresser drawer after retrieving a dollar...OUCH
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Post by Magnus on Sept 22, 2021 3:07:03 GMT
...why was I retrieving a dollar from the dresser drawer while stark naked at 9 years old ? I'm not sure, I'll have to see if the priest remembers
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Post by Magnus on Sept 22, 2021 3:25:13 GMT
A little bit of my 'backstory' before anyone judges me, especially YOU Bruv... The details of my life are quite inconsequential... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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Post by Michael on Sept 22, 2021 10:45:58 GMT
(rofl) Oh My Stomach and Side!!!
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Post by Bruce Tackett on Sept 22, 2021 17:32:05 GMT
A little bit of my 'backstory' before anyone judges me, especially YOU Bruv... The details of my life are quite inconsequential... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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Post by Dave Reslo on Sept 23, 2021 22:21:14 GMT
my favorite color is orange. WTF? I don't think that's the real bruce m8
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Sept 23, 2021 22:58:23 GMT
Gasp! I'll ask him a question that only the real Bruce Tackett would know the answer to.
Hey Bruce Tacket, what did you find in your junk drawer on May 17, 1973?
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