Post by pierinifitness on Oct 17, 2020 22:15:57 GMT
This courtesy of emphatically-challenged Gruntbrain:
Homeless guy
While I was in San Francisco on business, I talked to one of the many homeless men & asked him how he ended up this way.
He said, "Up until last month, I had it all; I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed & pressed & I had a roof over my head. I had HDTV & Internet, I went to the gym regularly, swam daily in the pool & frequented the library. I had almost completed my MBA on-line & even had full medical benefits.
I felt sorry for him, so I asked, "What happened? Was it drugs, alcohol, a nasty divorce?"
"Oh no, nothing like that," he said, "because of the Coronavirus & the upcoming election,
I was unexpectedly paroled from prison so I could vote."
Homeless guy
While I was in San Francisco on business, I talked to one of the many homeless men & asked him how he ended up this way.
He said, "Up until last month, I had it all; I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed & pressed & I had a roof over my head. I had HDTV & Internet, I went to the gym regularly, swam daily in the pool & frequented the library. I had almost completed my MBA on-line & even had full medical benefits.
I felt sorry for him, so I asked, "What happened? Was it drugs, alcohol, a nasty divorce?"
"Oh no, nothing like that," he said, "because of the Coronavirus & the upcoming election,
I was unexpectedly paroled from prison so I could vote."
