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Post by Bruce Tackett on Jun 24, 2019 1:00:16 GMT
I don't mean to lay a JP on y'all, but I gotta tell you what happened today. I was in the grocery store when a guy approached me and asked me if I have a brother in North Carolina. I said, "Yeah. Greg Newton." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! No, seriously, folks, it's great to be back here in Pratt, Kansas. No, seriously, folks, that was a joke. Anyway, I said, no, and he said that I should know that I have a twin in the world. He said this guy is the spittin' image of me - same face, same height, same build, same age. I asked what his name is and the guy said that he's not good at remembering names, but that he remembers faces. I said, Oh, so, how old is this guy? He said mid-fifties. !!!!
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MBS
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Post by MBS on Jun 24, 2019 1:17:25 GMT
Did he say the guy was in his mid-fifties, or graduated high school in the 1950โs....
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Post by Bruce Tackett on Jun 24, 2019 3:39:22 GMT
Oh, my side.
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Post by Alan OldStudent on Jun 24, 2019 3:46:38 GMT
..... Anyway, I said, no, and he said that I should know that I have a twin in the world. .... !!!!Poor bastard. If you find out who he is, give him my condolences.
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Post by mr potatohead on Jun 24, 2019 3:53:32 GMT
You doppleganger, you!
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macky
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Post by macky on Jun 24, 2019 4:35:28 GMT
So did this guy who can't remember names ask for your license, Bwoocey ?
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pierinifitness
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Post by pierinifitness on Jun 24, 2019 15:30:51 GMT
The compliment Bruce received swelled his head to record size proportions and he now really believes he looks young enough to be his son.
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Post by gruntbrain on Jun 24, 2019 17:34:01 GMT
I've been accused of having a million dollar ego and a 10ยข brain.
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Michael
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He cuts down trees. He wears high heels, suspendies, and a bra?!
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Post by Michael on Jun 24, 2019 18:42:21 GMT
Does he have a 29 inch waist? Or 17 inch arms?
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Post by stormshadow on Jun 25, 2019 16:56:46 GMT
Bruce teach him how to make your equipment and moderate this board and you can work half the year
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Post by Bruce Tackett on Jun 29, 2019 2:36:42 GMT
Everybody: har-de-har-har
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Post by Bruce Tackett on Jul 2, 2019 2:48:44 GMT
Oh, my side.
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