'Tis the day after March 1, And all through the Blow, Not a Blowtard is stirring, They're all laying low
JP had posted his announcement with care, In hopes that the suckers would soon be there. With One thousand old seatbelts still unsold, He hoped that his ruse would turn failure to gold.
What posts are in making, The moderator is taking, And shit-canning them, So they won't show
The wagons are now circling, As damage control is working, Overtime, to soften the blow.
- woob
A limerick:
**The Blowtards were hoping there might-of Been a belt and course in spite-of But it's after March One And nothing's been done Again JP proved he's a write-off