Rejuvenate Brain Cells + Create Psychic Abilities

[TexasRanger]

Hello Friends,

I have to ask: will Sierra Exercise Equipment rejuvenate brain cells and create psychic abilities?  I have to ask as I am now considering a new career as a psychic and with the promise a $60 seat belt will deliver all of this and more, I have to know: will the HOOK deliver anything close...

[Bruce Tackett]

Hello, Friends...........

I have been asked if The Hook will create psychic abilities and rejuvinate brain cells. My friends, in a word, absolutely! The amazingly versatile and astonishingly reasonably priced HOOK, available from the world renown fitness company, Sierra Exercise, will do those things and MUCH, MUCH MORE! YOU will experience a muscle growth and density never before attainable by anyone, at any time, any where in the entire world! NOTHING else comes even remotely close! With THE HOOK you will experience a SPIRITUAL awakening that will bring you closer to the ULTIMATE TRUTH! YOU will be able to tap into all the power of the Universe and will know absolute peace and harmony within the cosmos! Without THE HOOK, all hopes of mastering NERVE FORCE will never be realized. Without THE HOOK, YOU will never be able to cope with society's fast changing times! With THE HOOK, YOU will be able to effectively deal with those who are jealous of your success! WITH THE HOOK, all things become possible! ALL of your hopes and dreams and aspirations will come true, and most importantly, YOU will be able to laugh at those lesser than yourself, and know that YOU are far superior, in mind and body and spirit, to those poor, misguided, pathetic, busted-up, stumbling bench pressers!

Truth to tell, HOOKERS are happy!

Bottom line: To even get within arms length of any sort of fitness equipment other than THE HOOK will result in your becoming an emotional cripple whose only last resort will be to call a certain Portland Swami, seeking his sage council. Don't let that happen to YOU! Get THE HOOK today! Now! Immediately!

[Kubla Khan]

You don't need anything other than your own intent ,using this ,circulate the primordial energy around the micro-cosmic-orgasmic orbit between your third-eye and your japs-eye and all will be revealed my son.

[TexasRanger]

Thank you so so much for setting us on the road to wisdom, fidelity, longevity, virility and psychic awareness.

And I'd rather be a happy hooker instead of being strapped.

[Bruce Tackett]

My friend, your kind words mean more to me than you'll ever know! Yes, friends, THE HOOK WILL give you previously unattainable psychic abilities! YOU will be able to read peoples' minds at will! YOU will be able to destroy people with your mind!

[gruntbrain]

I've always been tele-pathetic but even more so since using the HOOK.

[Mr Average]

[mr potatohead]

Recent post from the squatty little bag lady, good for some laughs:

Hello Everyone,

I have more than 100 photos to shoot for the new manual but I am convinced that it will be more than worth it for everyone that owns an Isometric Power Belt. It calls for using the belt in a completely different way than Coach James Baley ever used it. In fact, I am convinced that he never, ever thought of using the belt in this fashion and because of it, IT IS a total game changer.

Simply put, YOU will rejuvenate your musculature and your brain tissue as you learn to contract your muscles in ways that had been previously un-attainable. This in turn will stimulate natural hormone production in a way that is beyond anything you have experienced. Truth to tell, this new level of stabilization when performing the contractions CHANGES EVERYTHING. I have now discovered what I have sought my entire life. AS PERTAINS TO YOU: As strength comes into your body through your fingers and toes your ability to "GRIP" while contracting every other muscle will be beyond anything you have previously ever experienced.

The whole purpose of ALL STRENGTH BUILDING EXERCISE is to learn to contract a greater number of muscle fibers simultaneously and at greater levels of intensity to be applied to any given exertion. As we accomplish this we become much 'stronger'. YOU WILL SOON DISCOVER that nothing allows you to accomplish that objective as directly as ISOMETRIC CONTRACTION nor as SAFELY as ISOMETRIC CONTRACTION. Truth to tell, when YOU who are reading this experience what I am referencing here for yourself, YOU WILL EXPERIENCE TRUE STRENGTH AS NEVER BEFORE.

As a result of the new Isometric Power Belt System I have been able to contract my muscles with greater intensity NOW than at any time I can ever remember and from angles that I never could previously. Because of that fact, my muscles now have an incredible density that tells me that in some way I have turned on a "switch" in my mind /muscle connection that had been dormant for my previous 65 years. In addition to the obvious physical changes my level of PSYCHIC and SPIRITUAL AWARENESS and ability to understand EVERYTHING AROUND ME is comparable to what happens when as a child you learn to read for the first time and all at once you become aware that a whole new world has opened itself to you because YOU CAN NOW READ.

One other thing, once you start experiencing this new method of Isometric Contraction you will realize how unnecessary high volume exercise really is comparatively speaking. (A certain level is necessary in order to infuse the muscle tissue with highly oxygenated and nutrient rich blood and is ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY in order to remove the waste products of cellular metabolism) Previously, The biggest problem with Isometric Contraction has always been in not being able to fully contract the muscles at the angles desired. That all changes as you will soon experience in your own mind and body.

Enough for now

Whoa! This is some magical sounding stuff! Almost ..... unbelievable ..... and, apparently, unpublishable.

[Mr Average]

[Bruce Tackett]

Hello Everyone,

I have more than 100 photos to shoot for the new manual but I am convinced that it will be more than worth it for everyone that owns an Isometric Power Belt. It calls for using the belt in a completely different way than Coach James Baley ever used it. In fact, I am convinced that he never, ever thought of using the belt in this fashion and because of it, IT IS a total game changer.

Simply put, YOU will rejuvenate your musculature and your brain tissue as you learn to contract your muscles in ways that had been previously un-attainable. This in turn will stimulate natural hormone production in a way that is beyond anything you have experienced. Truth to tell, this new level of stabilization when performing the contractions CHANGES EVERYTHING. I have now discovered what I have sought my entire life. AS PERTAINS TO YOU: As strength comes into your body through your fingers and toes your ability to "GRIP" while contracting every other muscle will be beyond anything you have previously ever experienced.

The whole purpose of ALL STRENGTH BUILDING EXERCISE is to learn to contract a greater number of muscle fibers simultaneously and at greater levels of intensity to be applied to any given exertion. As we accomplish this we become much 'stronger'. YOU WILL SOON DISCOVER that nothing allows you to accomplish that objective as directly as ISOMETRIC CONTRACTION nor as SAFELY as ISOMETRIC CONTRACTION. Truth to tell, when YOU who are reading this experience what I am referencing here for yourself, YOU WILL EXPERIENCE TRUE STRENGTH AS NEVER BEFORE.

As a result of the new Isometric Power Belt System I have been able to contract my muscles with greater intensity NOW than at any time I can ever remember and from angles that I never could previously. Because of that fact, my muscles now have an incredible density that tells me that in some way I have turned on a "switch" in my mind /muscle connection that had been dormant for my previous 65 years. In addition to the obvious physical changes my level of PSYCHIC and SPIRITUAL AWARENESS and ability to understand EVERYTHING AROUND ME is comparable to what happens when as a child you learn to read for the first time and all at once you become aware that a whole new world has opened itself to you because YOU CAN NOW READ.

One other thing, once you start experiencing this new method of Isometric Contraction you will realize how unnecessary high volume exercise really is comparatively speaking. (A certain level is necessary in order to infuse the muscle tissue with highly oxygenated and nutrient rich blood and is ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY in order to remove the waste products of cellular metabolism) Previously, The biggest problem with Isometric Contraction has always been in not being able to fully contract the muscles at the angles desired. That all changes as you will soon experience in your own mind and body.

Enough for now

Hey! He writes like me!

[gruntbrain]

Is the HOOK system now being used with the Isometric Power Belt system ?