pierinifitness
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I do burpees, then I drink slurpees
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Post by pierinifitness on Oct 17, 2020 22:15:57 GMT
This courtesy of emphatically-challenged Gruntbrain:
Homeless guy While I was in San Francisco on business, I talked to one of the many homeless men & asked him how he ended up this way. He said, "Up until last month, I had it all; I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed & pressed & I had a roof over my head. I had HDTV & Internet, I went to the gym regularly, swam daily in the pool & frequented the library. I had almost completed my MBA on-line & even had full medical benefits. I felt sorry for him, so I asked, "What happened? Was it drugs, alcohol, a nasty divorce?" "Oh no, nothing like that," he said, "because of the Coronavirus & the upcoming election, I was unexpectedly paroled from prison so I could vote."
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brothersteve
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He ain't heavy, he's my brother
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Post by brothersteve on Oct 18, 2020 21:26:27 GMT
Did you ask who he was voting for?
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Post by mr potatohead on Oct 19, 2020 1:22:43 GMT
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