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Post by Magnus on Sept 18, 2021 19:43:16 GMT
...I heard that when they met for the first time he really liked what he saw, and hoped it could blossom into a beautiful relationship.
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Post by Michael on Sept 18, 2021 21:39:31 GMT
That gym is pretty cool. But after working with trees I'd rather use real equipment. Plus some of the weight on that gym seems a little light.
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Post by macky on Sept 18, 2021 23:23:15 GMT
That gym is pretty cool. But after working with trees I'd rather use real equipment. Plus some of the weight on that gym seems a little light. The prime minister addressed her cabinet this morning. She later spoke to the tallboy and chest of drawers. Making it plane that the time was not yet to throw in the dowel, she ex-planed that the Timber-jacked-gym was really a showpiece, and part of a joint effort by the guy AND the girl, who is a chip off the old block, her father a longtime plank exercise enthusiast who sits on a Panel for smoother operation, but is known to be grouty at times. . In fact, there was a purpose behind the lighter nature and hurried construction of the wooden waits. Any cross-cut trainer that uses the gym will find the exercises as easy as falling off a log. In order to stop the rot from setting in, a patent has been taken out, and any Australian Buloke or warped poor sap staining their reputation by trying to furnish a copy will be well and truly lumbered.
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Post by mr potatohead on Sept 19, 2021 1:01:35 GMT
That gym is pretty cool. But after working with trees I'd rather use real equipment. Plus some of the weight on that gym seems a little light. I think he just did it as a labor intensive joke.
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Post by Magnus on Sept 19, 2021 1:21:54 GMT
That gym is pretty cool. But after working with trees I'd rather use real equipment. Plus some of the weight on that gym seems a little light. I think he just did it as a labor intensive joke. Seems like a tree-mendous amount of effort for just a joke, knot kidding...
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Post by macky on Sept 19, 2021 1:55:27 GMT
I think he just did it as a labor intensive joke. Seems like a tree-mendous amount of effort for just a joke, knot kidding... He's got more tricks in his trunk, though.....You have to give the guy a bough for his ingenuity.
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Post by mr potatohead on Sept 19, 2021 1:57:12 GMT
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Sept 19, 2021 2:34:04 GMT
I'm quietly refusing to like any more of those tree related jokes.
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Post by Magnus on Sept 19, 2021 2:40:31 GMT
Seems like a tree-mendous amount of effort for just a joke, knot kidding... .....You have to give the guy a bough for his ingenuity. ...well yew say he's smart, and that may berry well be, but some say his girlfriend's head is a bit hollow. There was that time when she axed him what he wanted for lunch, and he said "wood fired pizza"... She wondered if pizza lost his job because he didn't have the right qua-leaf-ications ?
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Post by Magnus on Sept 19, 2021 2:41:11 GMT
I'm quietly refusing to like any more of those tree related jokes. They're puns knot "jokes"...
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Post by Magnus on Sept 19, 2021 2:42:13 GMT
I'm quietly refusing to like any more of those tree related jokes. Well, it was nice gnawing you
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Post by Magnus on Sept 19, 2021 2:44:15 GMT
...something tells me that me and Macky could probably sit on a front porch somewhere, and crack ourselves up for hours at a clip
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Post by mr potatohead on Sept 19, 2021 2:58:08 GMT
...something tells me that me and Macky could probably sit on a front porch somewhere, and crack ourselves up for hours at a clip :) Indeed!
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Post by mr potatohead on Sept 19, 2021 2:59:11 GMT
I'm quietly refusing to like any more of those tree related jokes. They're puns knot "jokes"... Ooooo! Thanks for keeping Bruv safe!
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Post by macky on Sept 19, 2021 4:01:17 GMT
...something tells me that me and Macky could probably sit on a front porch somewhere, and crack ourselves up for hours at a clip You're knot wrong m8. Deciduously hilarious. Probably wooden want to stop before something went bung.....we'd be casket cases.....
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