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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Jul 30, 2021 20:18:10 GMT
You can see all the yucky SARS-CoV-2 particles stuck to the inside of those bubble helmets.
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Post by Unknown on Jul 31, 2021 5:24:17 GMT
You could always paint the bubble so you can’t see them.
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Jul 31, 2021 8:56:27 GMT
(rofl) I remember him from years ago, m8.
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Post by Unknown on Jul 31, 2021 9:43:31 GMT
Frank Sidebottom – used to love him as a kid. He’s dead now – he used to be on myspace, and an ex I once had used to message him for a laugh - and he would always answer in character going on about his mum.
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Aug 8, 2021 3:42:18 GMT
No mask but she puts one on for the camera. What a knob head.
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Post by MBS on Aug 8, 2021 4:43:33 GMT
AOC is another leftist fraud.
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Aug 8, 2021 4:58:25 GMT
Flu is back and it's now asymptomatic, m8s!
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Post by macky on Aug 8, 2021 7:53:12 GMT
I see no point in getting any Flu jab when the only times I've had flu (twice) in the last 22-23 years was in 2004 and 2018, each time soon after I had the flu jab.
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Aug 8, 2021 20:10:19 GMT
There is only possible outdoor transmission if you are protesting lockdowns, m8s.
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Aug 8, 2021 20:28:02 GMT
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Post by brothersteve on Aug 8, 2021 20:39:39 GMT
EXCELLENT! Now, I will have more room to fart and not offend others or get blamed.
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Post by mr potatohead on Aug 8, 2021 23:00:46 GMT
Right on. I especially liked how he ended it.
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Post by macky on Aug 9, 2021 4:49:49 GMT
There's a niche market there, for Irish-King size double beds so that couples can sleep one metre apart while in the same bed. Humvees will soon be in vogue, and prams with handle-bars at least one metre long to maintain safe distance between mother and child when they're out and about.
Bus drivers of course will have special dispensation providing both arms are 1 metre + in length, in order to maintain body distance from passengers who will now be travelling in buses with only ten single seats on each side of the bus.
Brass bands will now be spread out over 50 metres so that the ends of their instruments are at least one metre from the player in front.
The Irish Olympics hurling matches will be held over several hectares per game, with the sticks at an average of one and a half metres in length, with commensurate injuries at half-time when opposing players indulge in the ancient Irish custom of off-field shenanigans re beating each other to a pulp.
The well-known Irish 1500m Standing Still race will have competitors spread out over the entire field sideways, and all runners crossing the line immediately in front of them will have to space themselves out by at least one metre.
Meanwhile, in a desperate search for an antidote to the Scourge Brawt Abaht By The Trayters, Shamus O'Toole has imbibed 120 bottles of Irish Mist by his own volition, and true to his belief, doctors standing by observing the experiment have determined that O'Toole has tested negative to Covid 19, 20, 21 and so forth.
Service for O'Toole will be held T'ursday at St. Patrick-By-The-Sea. Mourners must keep one metre distance from each other and twenty metres distance from the casket prior to cremation.
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Post by BigBruvOfEnglandUK on Aug 9, 2021 7:12:49 GMT
A m8 of mine in England said that he went to Tesco supermarket and they had strips of tape stuck to the floor that were 2 metres apart to maintain the socialism distancing in the queues. They also had barriers put up to keep everyone in queues but the queues were right next to each other so even though people were 2 m behind the person in front, they were stood shoulder to shoulder with the person in the next queue. Did I tell this story before?
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Post by macky on Aug 9, 2021 20:49:54 GMT
A m8 of mine in England said that he went to Tesco supermarket and they had strips of tape stuck to the floor that were 2 metres apart to maintain the socialism distancing in the queues. They also had barriers put up to keep everyone in queues but the queues were right next to each other so even though people were 2 m behind the person in front, they were stood shoulder to shoulder with the person in the next queue. Did I tell this story before? I don't mind reading your story as many times as you want, M8t. But keep your episodes 2 metres apart, will you ?
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