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Post by Magnus on Feb 18, 2021 12:05:52 GMT
I see nobody but me and Macky are too egg-cited about this thread... You're not wrong Mags. Apart from perhaps one or two eggceptions, they're a hard-boiled bunch. They are more interested in eggserting themselves under the yolk of heavy iron. Basted's ! HA !!!... By now the 'spring chickens' here are probably feeling a bit peckish, and think we're both a bit egg-centric because this thread didn't turn out like it was 'cracked' up to be, but hey, it's almost 'fry' day and talk is 'cheep'. But of course action always speaks louder than 'birds' and the plot 'chickens'...
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Post by macky on Feb 19, 2021 4:26:39 GMT
You're not wrong Mags. Apart from perhaps one or two eggceptions, they're a hard-boiled bunch. They are more interested in eggserting themselves under the yolk of heavy iron. Basted's ! HA !!!... By now the 'spring chickens' here are probably feeling a bit peckish, and think we're both a bit egg-centric because this thread didn't turn out like it was 'cracked' up to be, but hey, it's almost 'fry' day and talk is 'cheep'. But of course action always speaks louder than 'birds' and the plot 'chickens'... <Thigh > I guess birds of a feather stick together..... Newsflap : "Earlier today Police from the Eastern wing apprehended a cock-sure individual crowing about writing hiss Magnus Opus and eggcelerating around a yard full of geese playing pin the feather on the honky. Although they first suspected fowl play, Police later dropped the charges and sent him a bill for basting their thyme during beak hour. The man told reporters he was feeling a bit plucked after all the eggcitement."
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Post by Magnus on Feb 21, 2021 0:57:24 GMT
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian? An eggs-traterrestrial...
...any other Comedi-hen's out there heard any good yolk's lately ?
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Post by macky on Feb 21, 2021 7:30:27 GMT
I've basted this yolk before in a different version on the AMM. Chick it out :
An old dear entered the butcher's shop and demanded a dozen eggs. The young butcher behind the counter sez "Ma'm we don't sell eggs here, only meat"
Granny : Look here young man, my neighbour up the road told me over a cup of tea this morning that she got a dozen eggs here only yesterday. Now pass them over and I'll pay for them and leave.
Butcher : M'am, I'm so sorry, Your neighbour must have been mistaken. We only sell meat here, nothing else.
Granny : Young man ! I'm getting impatient and a bit annoyed with you, now give me the eggs, I'll pay and be on my way.
Butcher : Look M'am. Let's spell "eggs" shall we ? E--G--F--G--S .....right ?!?
Granny : E....G....F....G...S ?? That's not right ! There's no "F" in "eggs" !!
Butcher : That's what I've been trying to tell you ! Now clear off, you silly old chook !
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Post by Magnus on Feb 21, 2021 11:56:52 GMT
Egg-scuse me, but are you saying that Granny had great Eggs-pectations from the butcher shop but instead received mislaid intentions ?
Hmmm, makes me wonder if her neighbor had Granny cross the road for nothing, and was really just a practical yolker ?...
Well it's a good thing that the butcher had a sense of humor, otherwise Granny may have gotten rowdy and ended up in hen-cuffs !!!
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Post by macky on Feb 21, 2021 20:18:36 GMT
Poor old Grainy. The butcher certainly ruffled her feathers but the blame lays on the neighbour, Gene, cackling away and breeding unrest. She has no int-egg-rity and should have options outlaid to her how she can stop hatching cagey plots that eggstend Granny's brooding.
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Post by Magnus on Feb 21, 2021 20:50:05 GMT
Right now I'm in the middle of re-reading an old classic novel, 'Great Eggs-pectations' by Charles Chicken's, but I'll get back and post something before this threads eggs-piration date, I promise...
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Post by macky on Feb 22, 2021 4:14:34 GMT
Don't forget to 'comb' your hair before you return, Mags. There's a certain decorum eggspected on here, a 'pecking order' so to speak. We don't want you coming a 'crop-per'.
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Post by Magnus on Mar 11, 2021 6:56:55 GMT
Met a farmer today who told me has a hen who possesses the uncanny ability to count her own eggs, the farmer said that the hen is a "real mathemachicken"...
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Post by Magnus on Mar 13, 2021 14:12:13 GMT
What type of exercise do chicken's consider their favorite ?...
Iso-meggtrics of course !
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Post by Magnus on Mar 13, 2021 14:13:38 GMT
...ok ok, I'll consider this thread eggspired and move on across the road...
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Post by ganesha on Mar 24, 2021 14:28:09 GMT
Despite all the ridicule, these are a nice concept. Too expensive, yes, but inspiration for DIY.
When I walk at my rural park that usually has no other people in it, I like to carry various objects and implements, stopping periodically to do a few reps of whatever that object does.
I use maces, clubbells, bullworker, sidewinder, burn machine, ivanko gripper, medicine ball, etc. I keep a ton of stuff in the trunk of my car during summer and walk my circuit and pick up a new implement back at my car. Sometimes I will do more than 10 miles of walking with the implements and using them.
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