Jeepers! I hope Aussie Bruv doesn't die of climate change

[pierinifitness]

www.breitbart.com/europe/2020/05/22/doctors-push-for-climate-change-to-be-recorded-on-death-certificates/?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_term=daily&utm_campaign=20200522

[macky]

No show, Pierini.  If anything knocks that tough bugger off, it'll be either going bonkers from listening to Aussie "logic", or smoke inhalation.  

[BigBruvOfEnglandUK]

It's such a load of bollocks. Some of the hottest days ever recorded in Australia were in the early 20th century. I think it was a place called Broome in Western Australia that had the world record for the hottest 40 or 50 days consecutive days in the world and that was set in the early 20th century but it didn't suit the climate change narrative as it was too long ago, so it was decided that day 30 (or somewhere near?) was a little cooler than originally claimed and this allowed Death Valley to take the record in 2018 I think?
Last summer they kept going on about "yesterday was the hottest (insert date) in Melbourne/Victoria/Australia since records began" so I started looking up the previous records. The previous records had often only been broken by 0.1C of a degree and these were often from the early 20th century. Ooh, watch out for that 0.1 degree increase, m8s!
It won't be climate change that kills me, it will be suffocating under a pile of bullshit that kills me.

[Dave Reslo]

Well I hope he does!

[pierinifitness]

May 23, 2020 23:56:48 GMT BigBruvOfEnglandUK said:

It's such a load of bollocks. Some of the hottest days ever recorded in Australia were in the early 20th century. I think it was a place called Broome in Western Australia that had the world record for the hottest 40 or 50 days consecutive days in the world and that was set in the early 20th century but it didn't suit the climate change narrative as it was too long ago, so it was decided that day 30 (or somewhere near?) was a little cooler than originally claimed and this allowed Death Valley to take the record in 2018 I think?
Last summer they kept going on about "yesterday was the hottest (insert date) in Melbourne/Victoria/Australia since records began" so I started looking up the previous records. The previous records had often only been broken by 0.1C of a degree and these were often from the early 20th century. Ooh, watch out for that 0.1 degree increase, m8s!
It won't be climate change that kills me, it will be suffocating under a pile of bullshit that kills me.

Well, m8, better to die from Aussie climate change than having the shit knocked out of you to your death by an Aussie kangaroo in a kicking match.  Pick your poison.