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Post by Bruce Tackett on Apr 5, 2020 3:57:01 GMT
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Post by mr potatohead on Apr 5, 2020 4:29:12 GMT
OK, that makes sense.
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Post by MBS on Apr 5, 2020 4:32:00 GMT
 This is the good stuff. Louis Vuitton toilet paper. $299.95 for a 4 pack. Comes with a really cool paper bag so everyone knows you’re flush, so to speak. |
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Post by Bruce Tackett on Apr 5, 2020 4:48:10 GMT
View AttachmentThis is the good stuff. Louis Vuitton toilet paper. $299.95 for a 4 pack. Comes with a really cool paper bag so everyone knows you’re flush, so to speak. I got the Chinese knock-off for $2.99 |
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Post by MBS on Apr 5, 2020 4:49:23 GMT
Smart shopper. Only the most discriminating would notice the difference in quality.
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Post by macky on Apr 5, 2020 9:03:07 GMT
In that case why didn't they empty their workplaces wherever they are and take it all home ? I hear that the police are investigating large scale thefts from many of their precinct buildings not only of toilet paper, but the toilets themselves in several cheeky raids by alleged squatters. So far, the police have got nothing to go on...….
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Post by Bruce Tackett on Apr 5, 2020 14:25:22 GMT
several cheeky raids by alleged squatters. So far, the police have got nothing to go on...….  |
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Post by Michael on Apr 5, 2020 14:46:15 GMT
In that case why didn't they empty their workplaces wherever they are and take it all home ? I hear that the police are investigating large scale thefts from many of their precinct buildings not only of toilet paper, but the toilets themselves in several cheeky raids by alleged squatters. So far, the police have got nothing to go on...….
Years ago, someone at a factory I worked at got fired for stealing toilet paper. Imagine that on Your resume for Your next job,  . |
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Post by pierinifitness on Apr 5, 2020 15:44:53 GMT
Every time I get a new roll of toilet paper from my Fort Knox-like 24-hour security guard monitored and climate-controlled vault, I count my blessings in gratefulness about what a rich man (toilet paper belongings) I am.
No Mike Huckabee corn cob solutions are in my short-term and long-term butt-wiping horizons.
Now if I lived in New York, I might be slightly concerned about Governor Cuomo and his National Guard ventilator-taking thugs.
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Post by Bruce Tackett on Apr 5, 2020 15:56:01 GMT
Years ago, someone at a factory I worked at got fired for stealing toilet paper. Imagine that on Your resume for Your next job, . Boy! What a shitty thing to have on your resume! |
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Post by mr potatohead on Apr 5, 2020 17:31:58 GMT
Years ago, someone at a factory I worked at got fired for stealing toilet paper. Imagine that on Your resume for Your next job, . Boy! What a shitty thing to have on your resume! I would not mention that in my resume. |
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Post by Bruce Tackett on Apr 5, 2020 18:28:10 GMT
Boy! What a shitty thing to have on your resume! I would not mention that in my resume. You might have to. You'd just have to roll with it. |
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Post by macky on Apr 5, 2020 23:24:29 GMT
I would not mention that in my resume. You might have to. You'd just have to roll with it. Yep. Forced to come out of the closet. Mind you, it would only occupy a segment of the total resume'. |
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Post by Michael on Apr 6, 2020 16:39:17 GMT
(rofl)
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