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Post by jonrock on Apr 7, 2021 15:21:10 GMT
I have a long standing saying and advice I give young men hunting for a bride: don’t court and marry a lady weighing more than what you can overhead press for a single rep. My Dad was a taxicab driver and once told me a story of him pulling into a red neck bar around 2:00 am closing time for a pickup. As he entered the parking lot, he saw two drunk and skinny red necks duking it out big time for, according to him, who was going to get the honor of taking the fat chick (watching) home for the night. That I call "the game of love". Thanks for the advice, pierini.
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Post by billfish on Apr 7, 2021 15:53:54 GMT
You can't be horny and picky .....if you're picky, you're out of luck Having been in the navy and spent time at sea, you'd be surprised at how suddenly unimportant a few extra pounds are I've humped a few chubby girls, attractive and good sex....hey, they get horny too And most cooked me a great breakfast in the morning ! Unlike the skinny princesses who want you to kiss their asses and treat them like royalty, the chubby girls treat you like a king My johnson never noticed the extra pounds
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Post by Michael on Apr 7, 2021 16:05:46 GMT
You can't be horny and picky .....if you're picky, you're out of luck Having been in the navy and spent time at sea, you'd be surprised at how suddenly unimportant a few extra pounds are I've humped a few chubby girls, attractive and good sex....hey, they get horny too And most cooked me a great breakfast in the morning ! Unlike the skinny princesses who want you to kiss their asses and treat them like royalty, the chubby girls treat you like a king My johnson never noticed the extra pounds 🤣🤣🤣 You get me rolling over here. You sound just like my one brother.
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Post by brothersteve on Apr 7, 2021 17:27:33 GMT
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Post by macky on Apr 7, 2021 19:43:17 GMT
You can't be horny and picky .....if you're picky, you're out of luck Having been in the navy and spent time at sea, you'd be surprised at how suddenly unimportant a few extra pounds are I've humped a few chubby girls, attractive and good sex....hey, they get horny too And most cooked me a great breakfast in the morning ! Unlike the skinny princesses who want you to kiss their asses and treat them like royalty, the chubby girls treat you like a king My johnson never noticed the extra pounds I've always believed that every woman has her own beauty, and when she expresses it from within herself, it's not to be compared to any other woman. You're right though, Matey. The best hugs are with Lovelies with a few extra pounds on their frame, but not so much that one spends far too much time fondling around for the right wrinkle.
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Post by Magnus on Apr 7, 2021 21:13:32 GMT
You can't be horny and picky .....if you're picky, you're out of luck Having been in the navy and spent time at sea, you'd be surprised at how suddenly unimportant a few extra pounds are I've humped a few chubby girls, attractive and good sex....hey, they get horny too And most cooked me a great breakfast in the morning ! Unlike the skinny princesses who want you to kiss their asses and treat them like royalty, the chubby girls treat you like a king My johnson never noticed the extra pounds I've always believed that every woman has her own beauty, and when she expresses it from within herself, it's not to be compared to any other woman.
It's been my experience that after a certain age most of 'em seem to also have their very own set of multiple personalities along with all sorts of other really fun personality 'quirks'...
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Post by Deuce Gunner on Apr 7, 2021 21:19:56 GMT
She probably wouldn’t be half bad and a lot healthier after losing 100 pounds of sloppy fat.... Apparently she was extremely thin trying to make it as a model as a teenager, she's probably absolutely nuts but I guess she's established herself as a "plus-size model" now while the rest of us have to go to work We just had a warm spell here where I live. It hit 84 today. From what I see it suddenly caused in a good chunk of the female population walking around during the day, with less than that on, that looks damm good!
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Post by moxohol on Apr 8, 2021 4:09:24 GMT
Hey?? It's Ziggy Stardust!
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Post by moxohol on Apr 8, 2021 4:12:19 GMT
I guess I'm out of the loop. Apparently the Sports Illustrated ship has been sinking for a while.
It's invariably more interesting to roll her in flour to find the wet spot then guess its weight for the grand prize.
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Post by moxohol on Apr 8, 2021 4:18:43 GMT
You can't be horny and picky .....if you're picky, you're out of luck Having been in the navy and spent time at sea, you'd be surprised at how suddenly unimportant a few extra pounds are I've humped a few chubby girls, attractive and good sex....hey, they get horny too And most cooked me a great breakfast in the morning ! Unlike the skinny princesses who want you to kiss their asses and treat them like royalty, the chubby girls treat you like a king My johnson never noticed the extra pounds Village People - In the Navy OFFICIAL Music Video 1978
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pierinifitness
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Post by pierinifitness on Apr 8, 2021 9:35:20 GMT
Guess I was odd man out in my young and drunk 10 minutes before bar closing time and empty handed era.
I chose to go eat breakfast to curb the post-midnight munchies and soak up the alcohol rather than score on a Bertha Butt and be steamrolled by her, as Count Magnus vividly describes, sloppy fat. I always knew I’d have to confront myself in the morning mirror ritual and didn’t want my mirror image to scold me for bagging a heifer.
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Post by mr potatohead on Apr 8, 2021 10:47:42 GMT
If the chemistry/vibe is right, I'll go with it, regardless of her body.
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pierinifitness
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Post by pierinifitness on Apr 8, 2021 14:44:25 GMT
What’s the old saying? “Beggars can’t be choosy.”
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jonrock
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Post by jonrock on Apr 9, 2021 10:33:58 GMT
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Post by jonrock on Apr 9, 2021 10:42:08 GMT
New masculinities, please fasten your seatbelts.
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